Fritz

Good afternoon, sir. It is great to see your ban appeal, though I do have some unfortunate news as a professional Larpologist. I am not sure what you are hoping for in terms of quality, but the Fritz Perfect Server Impossibility Principle states that a gmod server can have very good roleplay or a very high population, not both at the same time, and that this is due to fundamental player dynamics like the law of minge toleration, and high-playerbase maintenance theory, which makes the cost of maintaining high populations on gmod servers exponentially higher, but we won't get too into that stuff today. What's important to know is the equation itself: σ · Ψ < κₙ Where σ = Average Peak Player Count and Ψ = Roleplay quality on a scale of 1-10 The constant is defined as the Fritz Capacity Constant (κₙ), equal to 512, an experimentally determined upper bound on the total social coherence a Garry's Mod server can sustain. It is treated as invariant across roleplay gamemodes. As the population increases, the maximum possible roleplay quality decreases inversely. The constant 512 shows that a full 128 player server, such as Diverge Networks, can sustain, at most, a roleplay quality asymptote to 4: lim σ ÷ 512 = 4 σ->128 The principal also predicts: Since RP quality is capped at 10, the limit of player in a server with perfect roleplay is also defined. σ < 512 / 10 = 51.2 I will take my Honorary Ph.D from Pendred now

I'm in their discord, they haven't recruited an associate in over two weeks, it's kind of pathetic. The Cartel de Cebollas and the Hand of Pokemon have been waiting a while, i'd like to see them around.

Game mechanic? Yeah, that's called a developer

Oh my, gawwwwwwwwwwd. Thank you, I know you will slaaaaaaay that acceptance because my suggestion is so fabuliscious

We need soul back in this server. Every week we should have a slam poetry night hosted by UA in the community discord. At first we should do slam poetry about our general love for diverge but then move onto different themes like factions, grinding bricks for the don, and even have special slam poetry sessions when we have conflict going on to just let everyone involved get some of their emotion out. I wrote an example piece of slam-poetry that I would preform: MIKE BROWN I CAN"T FUCKING STAND YOU Just kidding Mike Brown I love you I made a whiteshirt char and got recruited by a slop faction Italian boss an asian woman no RP not even a fraction I went up to Kosher, ate some food and met the shef I ticked his belly he went gilgul googoogoo I DONT LIKE RUDAJ THEY SMELL LIKE INDIANS They're inactive they need to hire some indians to play for them HOW MUCH MONEY TO BECOME THE GOVERNOR I offered $7 and pendred told me to fuck off

I can't tell you the requirements for the PD erp, but you're not currently invited, bud

you're honor the prosecutor is retarded and doesnt no the law

We need more diverge network folk music to tell the important stories and tales of Diverge Networks. I have an example, a little tune entitled "sixteen bricks" sung to the tune of sixteen tons, should I record it or have Greg Norwell rap it?: Some people say a man is made out of mud A poor man's made out of processing drugs Processing drugs, ordering shipments A mind that's weak and clicks that’s strong You grind sixteen bricks, what do you get? Kickups paid, still associate Saint Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go I owe my soul to the Don’s payroll I was born one morning when the sun didn't shine I picked up a processor and clicked 4 times I ordered sixteen bricks of our C, And the Capo said “just some more for me” You grind sixteen bricks, what do you get? Kickups paid, still associate Saint Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go I owe my soul to the Don’s payroll I was born one morning, it was drizzling rain The next thing you know, my Capo was slain His crew was going down, income in decline The Don showed us we must walk his line You grind sixteen bricks, what do you get? Kickups paid, still associate Saint Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go I owe my soul to the Don’s payroll A man came with, thought we were allied He stepped on the barge, next thing he died. One day i’m nothing, the next with Bones The Don had me kill some mingey drone You grind sixteen bricks, what do you get? Kickups paid, still associate Saint Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go I owe my soul to the Don’s payroll

Yeah it's normal, sometimes I just feel like using another steam account to play on the server for no reason sometimes

+1 We need this but we also should have like a gangs system for crews and they go to war with each other in different modes to earn "gang points" towards their racket and for money, and the don of the family with the most total gang points gets one of the limos from GTA V with the minigun on top and we remove the PD because it's not what this server's about

+1 This server wasn't open 8 years ago, and you're incapable of getting your SteamID, so you're clearly a stunad, but you were banned 5 years ago, with no prior bans. Time for a second chance.

Gameplay as smooth as Chinese whiskey People as sweet as Kyrgyz Wine Makes me feel warm, like a glass of water

I made a poster that I believe reflects Diverge Networks to the current state of RP

I think someone is a widdle bit gwumpy about not getting his way in ESU. Logic_Nova may be the child but he's not the one that acted like one.

+1 This guy, despite how dumb Bambi Zucchini was, does really good RP, and there are very few people who would be better at interpreting rules and determining the proverbial wheat from the chaff