KingJewMonaclu

please use the template

I've seen people do sports betting, but i think we should make them only use sports games from the 80s, and then they can just trust us not to look up who won and make fat stacks. am i right guys?

We, at Kosher, once executed a man for being a Christian and refusing to hide it. I think the Don't Ask Don't Tell policy is good RP. Granted, Maybe giving more wiggle room to kill people under religious dogma associated with the faction, i.e. Orthodox Christian for Popov, Islam for muslim factions, 613 commandments for Jewish factions, etc. etc.

The monkey paw curls. Stardew valley minigame.

Do we know you

Just have all of your friends apply for staff, much easier.

DUDE DONATOR ONLY CUSTOM FRAMED PHOTOS WOULD GO CRAZY @Pendred add now pls

+1 if you'll agree to be a kosher puppet -1 if not

This is definitely really cool, and I'd love that shit, but I just dont know that its actually possible in gmod.

Bro keeps going.

Did you copy the *pk* template? I'm confused. Are you permanently banned?

The only one I care about is the gay fonts and foreign languages (except hebrew)

Will this bring mards back

Do golden showers count

17 more supreme teams

We had that on PERP. It didnt work well.

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Bro just do 20 tickets a week

poop from an ass

Addendum: NYC is EST.

I was playing and noticed the time on my menu was different than the NORMAL timezone: I've compiled a list of reasons why we should use EST (normal time) 1. It's the middle of the earth. As you can see from this image of the earth, It's obvious that EST is the center of the earth (please see the even distribution of all continents AROUND the east coast) 2. It's where our founders LANDED and COLONIZED (stinky natives need not apply) The FOUNDERS were such fans of the east coast they literally decided to make a COUNTRY there (based), the western timezones were an AFTERTHOUGHT to expand SLAVERY (bad we hate that ew) 3. Florida is on EST, which is where all the resorts are and disney land. This means people LOVE the east coast. 4. If Charlie Kirk were alive today, he'd want us to lowkirkenuinely use EST as the main source of our service (peace be upon him) I don't know what timezone this gay clock is but I KNOW that est is the way to go. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

i actually like this a lot. +1.

Unplayable. Im going to jerk off.

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Valid pet flag blacklist. Instead of apologizing and recognizing his actions this user has opted into downplaying it and acting like staff member is a big mean party pooper.