KingJewMonaclu

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In cell pks up by 9000%

Fuck dopeasroe. I wanna see more goyslop in my suggestions I wanna see the 20th iteration of "get rid of the pd" I wanna see people complain about mundane shit Matter of fact, my suggestion is double the distance to the barge Make PKs lock you in a 30 foot radius, and you have to hide in plain sight Increase the sentencing for one drug possession charge 45 years. You better pray you don't break a traffic law with that baggy, kid. Make dons PK active to doormen automatically Get rid of escalations. Entirely. No more fighting. Ban mugging, but only for italians. Remove the charcomplost command. I don't want any people getting their guns back after RDM. Make me cum. Remove the Trattoria. And replace it with another hardware store. Make little italy into little mexico. Finally, change the theme of the server from mafia to nebraska RP. Nobody knows what nebraska is even like. Fuck you.

I've been told this is actually a *second* situation with you guys, so who knows. Apparently you all were on some fuck shit last night or something.

Well I can give part 1. User made ticket to report you two for RDM. Had the shortest clip ever, showed just like a gun on safety and a countdown, and someone got out and shot him. I told user "Hey lets make sure we're following escalation rules. i.e. when you threaten an individual with a gun you have to point it. Obviously you didnt shoot him, so not serious." Told other user "Let's make sure we're waiting till they point the gun to take a shot at them, and dont be dancing to prevent them from seeing you pull your gun" (It was tim burr) I was not made aware of the larger firefight or given any further information Later, Greenghost stated that he had a new clip and asked if it was "Handled". I said I wasn't aware of a longer, fuller clip, and that he should assess the situation himself with the new information and make a ruling. He did so, which led to your ban. P.S. "Why didnt my friend also get banned" Dry snitch ass nigga

"How do I keep her from asking these questions" Uh, hit her? Come on man, think.

Im cuppin my balls around the world

"Idk man I just couldnt possibly fix it without snorting coke" Is this a cry for help?

Men, it's time we stand up to pointless oppression and misandry. Balls aren't even a sexual feature. Think about it; how many chick's are really excited to see your balls? None. Nobody is asking for that. If you were No-Nut-Nathaniel, they wouldnt bat a fucking eye. Probably not even notice If women can post tit cleavage, we can post a little, tasteful, ball cleavage. All ball no shift. NOTHING sexual about that. Men, stand with me. Its time we rise.

this guy is SO mad about D. Gordon fr

They're gonna lose

Yeah we know

Idk

Shalom. It was one guy, whom the attackers knew as he temporarily worked for them; outside of that I also cleared it with a higher staff member. Everything looks fine.

Disable it for opposite sex models so the e-daters dont get this one

"A year clean from alting" Bro talkin like he freebasing alt accounts

If we're GSR testing you, we're gonna cuff you anyway. We already have probable cause that you're shooting people and we're not gonna let you be uncuffed while we check

Your flag appeal has been reviewed and accepted. The blacklist will be lifted from your account shortly.

Make a ticket in the diverge discord so we can coordinate with you to get your flags back in game Offense not seen as major enough to warrant losing flags. Dont do it again though.

Officer was kinda just sitting there swinging a baton in the air. You tried to murder him. I wouldnt categorize that has "heavy fail rp" I would categorize that as a silly, odd thing to do. In the future, make a ticket, dont try to murder a cop for being a little odd

Back when we had the world corp tower, I was talking to a man on the street in front of it. Someone had a patio at the top of the tower, which dissapeared when they disconnected while I was talking. A radio was sitting on the patio, which fell all the way down, bounced a couple of times and hit the guy I was talking to. He was confused and shot me in the face because he thought I somehow attacked him (I was just standing there, not even my fists out) I have a clip of it somewhere

"Frankie fungus cock" anyway please use the template and just specify that its a discord ban

pot head freak

I've always wanted to open an abortion clinic/pizzeria hybrid I'd call it Dan's. "Welcome to Dan's Abortion and Pizzeria, your loss is our sauce"

Its not possible, because the GSR and all forensics is attached to actual server logs Theres no log for shooting a gun, otherwise we'd make 30,000 more logs and shit would run slow as fuck