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Favourite line from “The Sopranos”?!?!


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Hello. I’m sure most of you have heard of or watched Sopranos. If you haven’t- you’re most likely a loser. If you have watched The Sopranos- you’re not him. Whatever character you think you are, you’re not. 
 

Anyway with that important message thrown out there, what’s your favourite line from the show? I’ll go first. 

“I think you should seriously start considering salads”

“what do you mean?

“what do I mean? I mean get off my car before you flip it over you fat fuck”. 

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Tony confronting Richie after he runs over Beansie, and says

"I thought I told you to back off Beansie", to which Richie replies, "I did, then I put it in drive"

That, or when Paulie and Chrissy kill the waiter, and whilst he's having a seizure and dying, Chrissy says "Still going this asshole?"

This thread is cringe btw

 

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Don't look at your watch. Not yet.

Save it. Treat yourself.

10 to 11:00, maybe five of.

Don't look. Think of those sandwiches Jim made.

When you've eaten the last bite, this fuckin' day is halfway gone.

11:30, has to be. Look at the angle of the sun. Maybe even a quarter to 12:00.

Okay, look.

Now.

Fuck me!

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"He was catchin', not pitchin'"

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Also this :

These guys, on either side of me... they're asleep.

 

Best episode in the series.

 

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I liked it when mr. soprano came out and he was all like "i'm gonna soprano!" and then he sapronoed all over the place.

Second favorite was when the cop was comforting a kid who was in an accident and he was like "u no kid, every no has its sapro".

Classic tv show never seen it

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Actual brain rot coming from the Jew man himself. 

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"even a broken clock is right twice a day" 

I'm that motha fuckin broken clock fr 

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"You know that fat cocksucker says I look like the Shah of Iran?"

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"You fucked my wife? Now im gonna murder ur daughter faggot."

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On 4/17/2024 at 6:59 AM, anzati1 said:

"You fucked my wife? Now im gonna murder ur daughter faggot."

that definitely happened

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How 'bout that prick's face when he saw the gat?

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On 4/24/2024 at 1:34 AM, MadVillainy said:

How 'bout that prick's face when he saw the gat?

this guy has good opinion! i find that very comedic! yippie!

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