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Ur honor id like to point out that icly i literally last 3 years in bed, am no less of a man and I'm suing these women for defamation!!

This is so real. We'll be doubling the distance to the barge

Make the shiv an invisible icon in your inventory, only viewable by putting your mouse on it. Can lead to sneaking in a weapon past security. And give it a lil buff so it's usable

That mansion was promised to him 3000 years ago.

Well done. 500 shekels have been wired to your account.

proper punishment would be reading your suggestions, not prison

That's a 1963 Ford ItsNotABigDeal

niggas commenting on every ban appeal with a +1

The IQ is real high with this one

this but with black people

We'd add parachute jeans and all cassettes would be replaced with nickelback CDs

this guy so obviously played PERP

didnt read this post but it sounds gay cuz its anzati its probably a schizo post

Dont worry, just contact hamir abdul with any drugs found on your properties and I'd be perfectly happy to help you investigate

this nigga HATES people making $149 off stolen checks

give a mouse a cookie

Yeah, you made a character and did literally 0 things but start gambling. Obviously avoiding your being banned on all characters. Character abuse at its finest.

this man is NOT cooking

*Obviously* this was just a mistake. The reporting player, from his POV in https://medal.tv/games/garrys-mod/clips/jQhxI1lMUjBmLcwgy?invite=cr-MSxYWUgsMTA1MjU1MDgyLA You can see that he's very close to members of the gunfight, noted in here: with the shooter a few feet from him, and here: another shooter dying right in front of him. Mistakes are not RDM. This boils down to crossfire. No wrongdoing here. However, player should take note to be especially careful in these circumstances, as the reporting player was not a shooter. Let's have no repeats of this. Your ban appeal has been reviewed and accepted. The ban will be lifted from your account shortly. If it was deemed an invalid ban, it will also be removed from your record.

Kosher Nostra, nothing but genuises and retards, and no inbetweens.

That's so crazy Jarvis, double the distance to the barge

You guys do realize that if you call the police and say it's self defense we usually won't prosecute you, right?

After a review of both clips, a couple points. 1. You very obviously were going to shoot that cop when he came in. You were getting chased and hid behind a door with a shotgun out and then even ignored the clown when he came in lol. This is starting a Violent Confrontation with police. 2. Whether or not the clown had attempted to kill you is irrelevant, dont pull a gun on police just because you think they're wrong. 3. Bullets taking his own PK ticket is fine, this is very obviously a PK, and there weren't even any other staff on at the time, and bullets reached out to another staff member for a second opinion just to make sure. Your appeal has been reviewed and denied. We have determined this PK to be reasonable and/or justified. You may not re-appeal this PK.

Back when world corp was a thing, I was walking down the street and some guy asked me about something. Mid conversation a cassette player fell out of the sky from the top of world corp (apparently a dupe was deleted), hit the guy, and he shot me thinking that I had someway managed to hurt him by just standing there. I have the clip somewhere if I find it I'll post it

I sexually harassed a don into ceasing escalations