Douchebags Staff App

[Jxy3]

In-Game Name(s): Akuma Zen'no-sha, Pymp Schwartz, Tyler Cooper, Kaleb Medici, Officer Kadeesh Abubukar
Steam Name: bring back asap yeti
Steam Profile Link: https://steamcommunity.com/id/stfudweeb33/
Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:47629152
Discord Username: Jxy33
Age: 47
When did you first join the server: 2-3 years ago idk
Total playtime on our Servers (Do !time in-game): 5mo 2w 3d 16h
Time Zone: EST
How much time can you realistically dedicate to moderating?: Idk I already dedicate too much time to my retarded faction I think I could handle staff!
Have you read the rules?: Of course (not)
Do you have a working microphone?: Yes
Do you acknowledge that you must meet the weekly minimum ticket quota of 20 tickets? (Unless you have posted a valid LOA): yes
Are you familiarized with SAM and/or Nutscript commands?: yes
Do you acknowledge that lying on this application will result in immediate denial and blacklisting from staff?: yes
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Long Answer
Questions proceeded with an asterix require a response of 3 Sentences Minimum.

What is your motivation/reason for applying?:  *
I want to help people late nights (I work late so most of the time I am on it's late night when there is less staff on). I'd like to learn the rules better and by having help by staff I think I could help others understand the rules better themselves. The only staff member in Taka is currently pyro, and I'd like to encourage more of my faction to try and help out on the staff team.
Why should you be considered over other candidates?:  *
I've been here a long time, I have a good understanding of the rules, and I am a complete fucking unit. I also have no bias and will not pick and choose who is punished. Others may have bias but I personally am only biased if string is the rulebreaker. (hes getting perma banned)
Do you have any previous staffing experience? (Please list where, what position and how long):
Not on GMod but I was a vehicle developer/community manager of a FiveM community.
Have you been banned before on any of our servers?
If so, why?:Yes, just being a jackass I think once was for VDM and another for Racket abuse. I didn't understand how racket abuse worked (I've come a long way shoutout Monaclu) 
Would you say that you are well known in our community, what's your reputation, what do other members think of you?:  *
You either love me or hate me there's really no in between unless you don't know me. Not only was I a FL for a long time but I have a good reputation with most people. I mean I'm literally 47teen, how could you dislike me? I have so much aura. Other members fear my aura when I walk through the door. 
What is your favourite moment on Diverge so far?:
Honestly, I enjoy PvP and friendly conflicts the most, so any time that I am able to shoot my gun, I am having a good time. There is no "favorite" moment because I have had a lot of good times on here.
Have any staff members recommended you? If so, list their names:
Pyro, AceAdmiral, Our fearless leader Pendred, and Canadian Bacon have all said that I am an amazing addition to our staff team. Also Cam said so (shes famous)
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Problem Solving
Detail step by step exactly the actions you would take.

Someone RDMs and you are currently off-duty. How do you handle this?: The only way I am going to handle it myself is if there is no other staff members on and they are RDMing someone else/mass rdming. Assuming there would be other staff members on, I'd ask for another staff member to handle the situation.
You have seen a fellow staff member of higher or equal rank than you abusing fairly often, but never doing anything too noticeable. What do you do?: Make a staff report.
A member of your faction / friend of yours has a ticket made against them accusing them of RDM’ing, and minging. You know that this person rarely does this when you play with him. How do you proceed knowing this? Does it constitute possible bias?: Personally I would try to avoid taking the ticket myself if possible that way there is no accusation of me having bias, however if that isn't plausible I would simply handle the situation as I would any other. 
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Sidenote: I also have 104 reputation on the diverge networks forums. This means I have auwa
 

This picture is a good representation of the staff member you are +1ing btw.

Edited 14 minutes ago by Jxy3

[Cam]

+1 He said I was famous, and I agree. Additionally, this man is very scary on the streets. Don't get caught alone, and for that I think he brings a positive influence to the diverge community. Great roleplayer, advocate for quality LARP and rule-following, and the bringer of justice. I did have one incident in an alleyway with him, but besides that hes great for staff.

[sirwubzy]

+1 he said he’d let me take him out to McDonald’s and get his nails done 

[Jxy3]

Just now, sirwubzy said:

+1 he said he’d let me take him out to McDonald’s and get his nails done 

Thanks shawty

[funkeymonkey202]

unc 1+

[Jxy3]

1 minute ago, funkeymonkey202 said:

unc 1+

Hey. Watch your mouth fucker. I'll get my belt out.

[velocity]

Rumour has it if Jay gets accepted the one and only Velocity is also going to be making a return to the Diverge Networks staff team.

[Eviddy]

+1 this man beat a hooker to death and curb stomped that bitch for me after she tried to extort me and attacked me when the crack she was smoking made her see the souls of all the dead wops i mugged. A real gang banger, all about the bag and raping dudes, ya heard.

Edited 7 hours ago by Eviddy

[Kyle Waladang]

+1 this dude has awura (he threatened to kill me help im being held hostage let me out) yeti with durag goes hard

[Jxy3]

1 minute ago, Kyle Waladang said:

+1 this dude has awura (he threatened to kill me help im being held hostage let me out) yeti with durag goes hard

If you let him go I am going haywire

[Izumi]

+1 Real homie.

[Shook]

+1 
This fella is an excellent roleplayer, he makes me truly feel like im in 1990, always using racist slurs to keep me immersed in the roleplay.

[Jxy3]

Just now, Shook said:

+1 
This fella is an excellent roleplayer, he makes me truly feel like im in 1990, always using racist slurs to keep me immersed in the roleplay.

Thanks, nigga. 

[danielg.]

+1 this guy is a decent tarkov teammate

[Jxy3]

2 minutes ago, danielg. said:

+1 this guy is a decent tarkov teammate

Decent is fucking diabolical. I am the arenameister, my 47 yro game sense is fucking impeccable, and my unc silent step camp method is by far the most efficient of all methods.
Care to explain that I also am I reserve main? God. Wiggas have no shame out here in these trenches!

[Gr1mmy]

+1 Admitted his faction was retarded

[zee]

[Jxy3]

1 hour ago, Gr1mmy said:

+1 Admitted his faction was retarded

JiggasRUs

[Jxy3]

54 minutes ago, zee said:

This is considered a +1 btw.

Edited 3 hours ago by Jxy3

[Akira]

+1

[Tsum_Mini1]

Hey what’s up guys realest nigga here to +1 2nd realest nigga

[Darkfire]

+1 But bro lied on the age he def in his early 50s silver fox nigga type shit frfr. 

#SOUTHSIDESTEPPA

 

 

[Jxy3]

Just now, Darkfire said:

+1 But bro lied on the age he def in his early 50s silver fox nigga type shit frfr. 

#SOUTHSIDESTEPPA

 

 

Holy shit dude are those 100% cotton? Where could a player get a pair?