Crisis

[Mike Brown]

Ol ball and chain moved in with me, she does not work. The only time she leaves the house is to go shopping and the gym. I haven’t played diverge ONCE since she moved in. How the fuck am I going to explain this shit to her. “Why are you doing a black man voice on your game”, “why are you saying the N word every 10 seconds” what the fuck am I supposed to do? This is my favorite video game, but I want to avoid these conversations with her. If I explain to her that I’m roleplaying on a Gary’s mod server she’ll leave me in a heartbeat. 

Edited 13 hours ago by Mike Brown

[peeboy]

kick her the FUCK out mike brown you don’t deserve to be judged

[KingJewMonaclu]

"How do I keep her from asking these questions"

Uh, hit her?

Come on man, think.

[Hoovis]

You should never have let a woman into your sacred place.

[Sips]

I'd recommend getting her on Diverge but that doesn't have a very good track record.

[Ka1l1lly]

Have her make a char thats your in game wife, that has NEVER gone wrong ever!

Good luck!

[Jason Frudnick]

Tell her you're roleplaying on a JBMod server instead she'll understand

[Snow_CSX]

Tell her its your alter ego and that in spirit you truly are a black man who says the nword every 10 seconds and if she doesnt like it she can leave 

[Luut023]

You might have to switch sides and join the lgbqhdmi, the homies will never let down like that. 

[Medinator]

Tell her you have multiple personalities disorder and it’d be rude of her to judge your condition 

[Mike Brown]

I basically do have multiple personality disorders when I play diverge. Hop on the Jew char suddenly I transform. Whole different play style. Mike beige is clearly in control most of the time but my Jew comes out and it’s dangerous. I belong in Hollywood. 

[calink]

I mean you are a fucking disabled veteran?

she should wait on you hand and foot whilst you larp and prop abuse, if you ask me

#freemikebrown

[Geo_Zeus]

Record a soundboard of yourself saying the n-word like 12 different ways and use that instead.