I cant speak for all cops but as a cop main the majority of arrest I make are complete retards who think they are criminal masterminds, wondering why they have 5 felonies. Use that information at will
Have you been to NYC before like maybe a giant heavy pirate suit might be a bit extra but IRL that place is full of clowns, trannies and goofys and very unbecoming compared to the humble village I was raised in