Ban Appeal

[BigAndy]

Your Character or Steam Name: Andy Bingting

Your SteamID (Click to retrieve): 76561198147955113

Your Discord ID#: I dont think i was ever in the discord?

Reason for ban: Nitrp PO x7

Length of ban: permanent 

Reason for appeal (dispute/apology): Listen I know this looks bad, the ban says to take a break and its been 2 years. I just want to play on a populated good server. Its hard to believe but I have learned my lesson please I'm begging let me back in.

Why should you be unbanned? This is one of the only good servers left on this game... I was banned a long time ago so just give me a 8th chance

[Akira]

Buddy who the fuck are you? im the one and only real Andy Get the fuck out of here keep this nigga out of my city -1

Edited 2 hours ago by Akira

[velocity]

Bro deserves the 8th chance + it's been 2 years. I mean yeah you REALLY didn't want to RP back in 2024 I guess but insallah this time you will want to RP

[Fritz]

1 hour ago, BigAndy said:

I just want to play on a populated good server.

Good afternoon, sir. It is great to see your ban appeal, though I do have some unfortunate news as a professional Larpologist. I am not sure what you are hoping for in terms of quality,

but the Fritz Perfect Server Impossibility Principle states that a gmod server can have very good roleplay or a very high population, not both at the same time, and that this is due to fundamental player dynamics like the law of minge toleration, and high-playerbase maintenance theory, which makes the cost of maintaining high populations on gmod servers exponentially higher, but we won't get too into that stuff today.

 

What's important to know is the equation itself:

 

σ · Ψ < κₙ

 

Where σ = Average Peak Player Count

 

and Ψ = Roleplay quality on a scale of 1-10

 

The constant is defined as the Fritz Capacity Constant (κₙ), equal to 512, an experimentally determined upper bound on the total social coherence a Garry's Mod server can sustain. It is treated as invariant across roleplay gamemodes.

 

 

As the population increases, the maximum possible roleplay quality decreases inversely. The constant 512 shows that a full 128 player server, such as Diverge Networks, can sustain, at most, a roleplay quality asymptote to 4:

 

 lim   σ ÷ 512 = 4

 σ->128

 

The principal also predicts:

 

Since RP quality is capped at 10, the limit of player in a server with perfect roleplay is also defined.

 

σ < 512 / 10 = 51.2

 

I will take my Honorary Ph.D from Pendred now

Edited 59 minutes ago by Fritz