If you're a grown-ass man and you still wipe your ass, you're not a real man.

[Nigatar]

 

This should be self-explanatory but apparently, I have to justify myself.

There's nothing more feminine than using a product on your body. Makeup is 100% feminine and by the same logic, so is wiping your ass. I haven't wiped my ass in about 4 years, and I've NEVER had any issues. My digestive system is in the top 1% in terms of regularity, functionality, and performance, and I've never once felt the need to "clean up" after myself.

If you shit, and you need to wipe, you've got an emasculated GI tract and that's your own issue. Man up and get your shit (literally) together.

[arth]

Edited 7 hours ago by arth

[Lucid Mangos]

Damn dog you invented state of the art hygiene techniques, you know what that means folks stay dry, stay fly! Let's get a Ted talk for this guy!

Edited 7 hours ago by Lucid Mangos

[4Lights]

copy pasta 

[xDutchCat]

With all the details and after some time with staff sits with you, I'm starting to believe you've actually never wiped your ass and to be fair I do not want to know nor that anyone cares. All I can say is that, what you're doing is actually shitposting bullshit once more

[CookedRice69]

If you touch your dick while u piss, you're gay, that's why i always piss my pants

 

Edited 2 hours ago by CookedRice69