pizzle Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 (edited) In-Game Name(s): Gregor "Dreidel Man" Berenbaum, Corporal Frank Lombardo Steam Name: ебать pizzle! Steam Profile Link: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199136238328/ Steam ID: 76561199136238328 Discord Username: pizzle. Age: 25 When did you first join the server: 9 months ago Total playtime on our Servers (Do !time in-game): 2m 2d 22h 13m Time Zone: EST How much time can you realistically dedicate to moderating?: Enough to make quota and then some. Have you read the rules?: Yes Do you have a working microphone?: Yes Do you acknowledge that you must meet the weekly minimum ticket quota of 20 tickets? (Unless you have posted a valid LOA): Yes Are you familiarized with SAM and/or Nutscript commands?: Yes Do you acknowledge that lying on this application will result in immediate denial and blacklisting from staff?: Yes ------------------------------------------------- Long Answer Questions proceeded with an asterix require a response of 5 Sentences Minimum. What is your motivation/reason for applying?: I was staff on the server once before but some unforeseen issues got me kicked off, but before I was kicked I loved being staff and helping people, especially late at night when theres barely any staff on, A lot of people have told me to reapply because I was a great staff member and was almost always nice and helpful. Why should you be considered over other candidates?: I already have a grasp of Nutscript commands and the rules, I have previous experience being staff on the server. Do you have any previous staffing experience? (Please list where, what position and how long): Diverge, Moderator, About 4-5 months if i remember correctly. Have you been banned before on any of our servers? If so, why?: No Would you say that you are well known in our community, what's your reputation, what do other members think of you?: Alot of people like me, Some people dont like me for reasons I don't know why, but ive given this alot of thought about rejoining staff and ive decided to do it. What is your favourite moment on Diverge so far?: The Worldcorp Bombing Have any staff members recommended you? If so, list their names: N/A ------------------------------------------------- Problem Solving Detail step by step exactly the actions you would take. Someone RDMs and you are currently off-duty. How do you handle this?: Make a ticket and let another staff member handle it accordingly You have seen a fellow staff member of higher or equal rank than you abusing fairly often, but never doing anything too noticeable. What do you do?: Gather evidence of them abusing staff and report it to a UA. A member of your faction / friend of yours has a ticket made against them accusing them of RDM’ing, and minging. You know that this person rarely does this when you play with him. How do you proceed knowing this? Does it constitute possible bias?: Take all of the evidence into consideration, No bias whatsoever. Edited July 19 by pizzle 2 Link to comment
Loops Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 +1 Has been staff before, good playtime, well-versed with knowledge on the rules. 1 Link to comment
Toast Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 (edited) Dude was coming out of noclip in public, tping people out of their cars and doing other stupid stuff on his staff character, when confronted about it he said that his laptop was getting repaired and the guy fixing it was only on Diverge to test the laptop. I witnessed all of this when I was staff, Pendred confronted you in the staff chat in Discord and you denied everything. Kinda weird to lie about something like that. -1 Edited July 19 by Toast 1 1 1 Link to comment
pizzle Posted July 19 Author Share Posted July 19 3 minutes ago, Toast said: Dude was coming out of noclip in public, tping people out of their cars and doing other stupid stuff on his staff character, when confronted about it he said that his laptop was getting repaired and the guy fixing it was only on Diverge to test the laptop. Kinda weird to lie about something like that. -1 My PC was getting fixed, people who know me know I wouldnt do that, I care about the server too much to do that. It was the 100% honest truth. 1 Link to comment
Jxy3 Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 8 minutes ago, pizzle said: My PC was getting fixed, people who know me know I wouldnt do that, I care about the server too much to do that. It was the 100% honest truth. Not like we weren't grinding BO3 zombies because your pc was in for service. +1 always been solid, never crashed out unless it was logical, i genuinely dont believe that he noclipped around and minged. just my personal 2 cents but yeah 1 Link to comment
Jxy3 Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 yk brings me to mention my homie involvingfevers horror story. bro had his laptop held hostage for 3 months by wherever he brought it for the dude to say "we cant fix it" lol. 3 months of what exactly ? no idea but just keep in mind we are talking about someone whos heavily invested in the server - fully CRASHING out. 1 Link to comment
Toast Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 (edited) 33 minutes ago, Jxy3 said: yk brings me to mention my homie involvingfevers horror story. bro had his laptop held hostage for 3 months by wherever he brought it for the dude to say "we cant fix it" lol. 3 months of what exactly ? no idea but just keep in mind we are talking about someone whos heavily invested in the server - fully CRASHING out. I watched it all on my staff character, I called him out many times in staff chat, then I brought it up to UA about what he was doing on the server. Pendred called him out on it in staff chat in the Discord and then he got removed from staff after not being truthful about what he was doing. Just seems strange to me that this guy fixing his laptop went on Gmod, loaded up Diverge and loaded up Pizzle' staff character and started abusing. https://medal.tv/games/garrys-mod/clips/259jcYS1nPHCKz/d1337rYm7bID?invite=cr-MSx6NUMsMTc5ODE2MDUwLA https://medal.tv/games/garrys-mod/clips/259jmZYjcpXX1C/d1337iFZlku8?invite=cr-MSxOYzEsMTc5ODE2MDUwLA https://medal.tv/games/garrys-mod/clips/iizgdoRzn9LMhfAIJ/d1337w21cnQ5?invite=cr-MSxORFksMTc5ODE2MDUwLA Edited July 19 by Toast 1 Link to comment
pizzle Posted July 19 Author Share Posted July 19 3 minutes ago, Toast said: I watched it all on my staff character, I called him out many times in staff chat, then I brought it up to UA about what he was doing on the server. Pendred called him out on it in staff chat in the Discord and then he got removed from staff after not being truthful about what he was doing. Just seems strange to me that this guy fixing his laptop went on Gmod, loaded up Diverge and loaded up Pizzle' staff character and started abusing. The computer tech didnt have much experience in Gmod and he asked what server I played on, I then told him Diverge, I didn't expect him to hop on my staff char and start doing stuff like that. I apologized and I was completely truthful. He obviously didn't know what he was doing. 1 Link to comment
Canadian-bacon Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 Yes hello, my computer is acting up mr repairman. Can you please come to my house and look at it. Yes please open it. Ok yea sure open a video game, why not Garry's mod. Ok yes now go on this specific server I play and wait for the loading screen. Okay now go on my staff character. Alright now start fucking around and doing stupid shit. Oh make sure you tab to my discord and reply for me when someone pings me. Thanks. Like you can't be serious. Both then and now. Retracted on Edit 2 Link to comment
pizzle Posted July 19 Author Share Posted July 19 (edited) 29 minutes ago, Canadian-bacon said: Yes hello, my computer is acting up mr repairman. Can you please come to my house and look at it. Yes please open it. Ok yea sure open a video game, why not Garry's mod. Ok yes now go on this specific server I play and wait for the loading screen. Okay now go on my staff character. Alright now start fucking around and doing stupid shit. Oh make sure you tab to my discord and reply for me when someone pings me. Thanks. Like you can't be serious. Both then and now. I promise you that was honestly not me. I wouldn't do something that idiotic on my staff char. I'm sorry for what the computer tech was doing on the server. It was with 100% honesty not me. Anyone who knows me knows I wouldn't do something that stupid. I even had an LOA posted during the time that was happening as well. Edited July 19 by pizzle Link to comment
Faith Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 5 hours ago, pizzle said: The computer tech didnt have much experience in Gmod and he asked what server I played on, I then told him Diverge, I didn't expect him to hop on my staff char and start doing stuff like that. I apologized and I was completely truthful. He obviously didn't know what he was doing. this did NOT happen LOL i have nothing against him but lying is retarded, admit your mistakes -1 Link to comment
adam Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 this reminds me of those memes where the guy is so desperate for a girls attention he fakes cancer or some crazy shit, just come clean. maybe then you'll be taken seriously Link to comment
Logan Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 7 hours ago, Toast said: Dude was coming out of noclip in public, tping people out of their cars and doing other stupid stuff on his staff character, when confronted about it he said that his laptop was getting repaired and the guy fixing it was only on Diverge to test the laptop. I witnessed all of this when I was staff, Pendred confronted you in the staff chat in Discord and you denied everything. Kinda weird to lie about something like that. -1 oh shit that was this guy? i kinda forgot about him Link to comment
Shittor Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 its true I was the computer technician guys Link to comment
pizzle Posted July 19 Author Share Posted July 19 (edited) I still don't expect people to believe me but look at it this way, why would I be on staff perfectly fine for like 4 months (Taking Tickets, Etc.) and then all of the sudden do some idiotic shit to get kicked off? That just doesn't make sense. Because the god honest truth is that it was not me who did those things. The computer tech was doing shit he wasn't supposed to do, I only told him to hop on Gmod to test the performance and I DID tell him the server name. So he hopped on and for whatever reason got on my staff char and was doing things he wasn't supposed to. I've apologized for that happening. I cared alot about my staff position up until that point and it was taken away from me because the tech wanted to be an idiot. Edited July 19 by pizzle Link to comment
Big Man Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 im not involved at all but lowkey thats SUCH a terrible excuse like, bro coulda just been like "i was being a retard on the pornsites and got hacked" thats SIGNIFICANTLY more believable than "yeah the computer tech loaded up my GMOD and went on the server i told him too." if you wanted him to test shit for you, shouldve been there, if your story is somehow true, it was pretty dumb of you let him test without you being there. especially dumb that he responeded to your discord (thats gotta be an invasion of privacy or sum shit, which is likely illegal) 1 Link to comment
KingJewMonaclu Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 i can confirm this story, i was the computer tech. its about time i come out and admit this. i tracked down pizzle's hometown, and broke into his home and downloaded windowsvirus.exe. i then got a job at a local computer repair shop in his neighborhood, and placed yardsigns in his neighborhood advertising it. it was only a matter of time till he called. when he did, i was sure to be the one to take it. he was out of the house when i went to repair it. perfect. i logged into his steam, opened gmod, connected to the server, and did all the things i want to do but can't, all under his name. i then went on his discord and tried to tell them who i was, but they didnt believe me. this has been eating at me for a while now, and it feels good to get off my chest. 1 Link to comment
Seansx Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 38 minutes ago, KingJewMonaclu said: i can confirm this story, i was the computer tech. its about time i come out and admit this. i tracked down pizzle's hometown, and broke into his home and downloaded windowsvirus.exe. i then got a job at a local computer repair shop in his neighborhood, and placed yardsigns in his neighborhood advertising it. it was only a matter of time till he called. when he did, i was sure to be the one to take it. he was out of the house when i went to repair it. perfect. i logged into his steam, opened gmod, connected to the server, and did all the things i want to do but can't, all under his name. i then went on his discord and tried to tell them who i was, but they didnt believe me. this has been eating at me for a while now, and it feels good to get off my chest. I can further confirm this story, I don’t like to get into my personal life often but I work as a manager at a local computer repair store and a couple months ago a man came to me seeking employment, I felt as if I recognized him from somewhere both by face and voice but I couldn’t figure it out at the time he was fired a couple weeks later after a customer reported him for messing with his computer during our company’s sacred repair sessions after reading Monaclus admission of guilt there’s no doubt in my mind he was the man who I hired, the voice lacking testosterone clearly being subsisted with estrogen, his greasy over all appearance, seeming as if he had avoided the shower for multiple weeks, the rants he would get on during lunch break about the struggles of having a girlfriend who transitioned, think her name was Maggy. it’s clearer then the sky to me that Pizzle is innocent, please reinstate this man. Link to comment
pizzle Posted July 20 Author Share Posted July 20 Nobody reads my replies I guess, everything I have been saying has been crystal clear and I'm working to get proof that my computer was worked on. I had an artifacting GPU and had to get a whole new GPU put into my computer, during that time the tech was on the server doing stupid shit. I really don't know what else to say. Link to comment
Baselsamarah Posted July 20 Share Posted July 20 1 minute ago, pizzle said: Nobody reads my replies I guess, everything I have been saying has been crystal clear and I'm working to get proof that my computer was worked on. I had an artifacting GPU and had to get a whole new GPU put into my computer, during that time the tech was on the server doing stupid shit. I really don't know what else to say. Only crystal you know is meth 1 Link to comment
Youbear Posted July 20 Share Posted July 20 Most braindead excuse I have ever heard, please if you have actual evidence somehow I would love to see it. Link to comment
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