Eddy Backpack's Staff Application

[Eddy Backpack]

In-Game Name(s): Eddy "The Bag" Testa
Steam Name: D-Breezy
Steam Profile Link: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198267273782/
Steam ID: 76561198267273782
Discord Username: storedone
Age: 24
When did you first join the server: April 10th, 2026
Total playtime on our Servers (Do !time in-game): 400 hours
Time Zone: CST
How much time can you realistically dedicate to moderating?: As much time as it takes to handle niggas. 
Have you read the rules? Most of them
Do you have a working microphone?: Yeah
Do you acknowledge that you must meet the weekly minimum ticket quota of 20 tickets? (Unless you have posted a valid LOA): Yeah
Are you familiar with SAM and/or Nutscript commands?: Not at all
Do you acknowledge that lying on this application will result in immediate denial and blacklisting from staff?: Yeah

Long Answer
Questions preceded with an asterisk require a response of 3 Sentences Minimum.

What is your motivation/reason for applying?: Server is full of cornballs and sucka niggas. Under my reign, this will no longer persist. I will moderate with an iron fist and eliminate all who do not follow the rules. 
 

Why should you be considered over other candidates?: I'm The Bag nigga, need I say any more?

Do you have any previous staffing experience? (Please list where, what position, and how long): No experience whatsoever, this is my first time playing GMod.
 

Have you been banned before on any of our servers? If so, why?: No, they know better. 
 

Would you say that you are well known in our community? What's your reputation? What do other members think of you?:  No, I'm not well known. My reputation is that of a real nigga who will always hold it down. #DieForMyNiggas.  Most other members think I'm a charismatic, handsome, and really attractive individual. I often have to tell other players to hop off my johnson.
 

What is your favorite moment on Diverge so far?: Killing other players. I take pride in eliminating fuck niggas. Each time I kill a player, I feel euphoric with an overwhelming sense of joy, very similar to a hypomanic state, realizing that I am one step further in my conquest to remove sucka shit from the city. 
 

Have any staff members recommended you? If so, list their names: No.

Problem Solving
Detail step by step exactly the actions you would take.

Someone RDMs, and you are currently off-duty. How do you handle this?:
You have seen a fellow staff member of a higher or equal rank than you abusing fairly often, but never doing anything too noticeable. What do you do?: I immediately snitch and call them a fucking loser. This is a prime example of sucka nigga shit, which I DO NOT stand for. Depending on how it is handled, I will address the problem accordingly. Let's say they get away with it unscathed, I will then take matters into my own hands. I will most likely verbally assault them and remind them how sucka they truly are. If the situation is handled accordingly with removal from staff, I will make sure to remind them how retarded they are and send them multiple "packwatch" gifs and images. 
 

A member of your faction/friend of yours has a ticket made against them, accusing them of RDM’ing and minging. You know that this person rarely does this when you play with him. How do you proceed knowing this? Does it constitute possible bias?: I hate all of you niggas, I will punish anyone. Big reminder here: I hate all of you niggas, come try that sucka shit when I'm around.