Staff application

[Mike Brown]

Hello diverge family! I am formally applying for a position on your staff team! I have been described on LinkedIn as a "rockstar" and "office superhero".  My work experience is mostly people oriented, I was able to strike deals with Afghan villagers for opium.  This proves my ability to work with the large British population on this server.  I am a disabled veteran, I am a honest god fearing humble man, I am a proud divergian and long term player, I am committed to my role as an elderly black man and I will not break character even when taking tickets.  Due to my experience I did not feel it was necessary to use your pre provided prompt, that is for the chumps. I think outside the box that's just the type of guy I am.  Thank you for reading and accepting my application.